• Teacher:  How much is a gram?
  • Me:  Shit, depends on what you want...

(Source: towritepoems, via coffeepeople)

kim-kil-whan:

the day is fathers day 2014

you have been inside your house for a week to prevent yourself from being infected by the dad outbreak. a dad, YOUR dad suddenly breaks through the door. tears fill your eyes.

"DAD, GET BACK, I’M SERIOUS!"

"hello, serious" the beast grins, revealing rows of jagged teeth "i’m dad."

(via l0uderthan-bombs)

darrynek:

itshinyu:

darrynek:

why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers 

And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.

get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto

(Source: panerasexual, via l0uderthan-bombs)

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uglyadult:

this super annoying girl i know constantly posts articles from The Onion assuming their real and this is the most ridiculous one yet im so done
uglyadult:

this super annoying girl i know constantly posts articles from The Onion assuming their real and this is the most ridiculous one yet im so done

uglyadult:

this super annoying girl i know constantly posts articles from The Onion assuming their real and this is the most ridiculous one yet im so done

(via uncool-currency)

Let’s make out and play video games in our underwear.

(Source: nakedenigma, via riversarsi)

erinchu:

myunderstandingsofmiceandmen:

that smile

that heAD NOD

(Source: dessi1998)

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hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

(Source: thisisnthalloween, via 6885)