• Teacher:  How much is a gram?
  • Me:  Shit, depends on what you want...

(Source: towritepoems, via coffeepeople)

kim-kil-whan:

the day is fathers day 2014

you have been inside your house for a week to prevent yourself from being infected by the dad outbreak. a dad, YOUR dad suddenly breaks through the door. tears fill your eyes.

"DAD, GET BACK, I’M SERIOUS!"

"hello, serious" the beast grins, revealing rows of jagged teeth "i’m dad."

(via l0uderthan-bombs)

darrynek:

itshinyu:

darrynek:

why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers 

And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.

get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto

(Source: panerasexual, via l0uderthan-bombs)

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uglyadult:

this super annoying girl i know constantly posts articles from The Onion assuming their real and this is the most ridiculous one yet im so done
uglyadult:

this super annoying girl i know constantly posts articles from The Onion assuming their real and this is the most ridiculous one yet im so done

uglyadult:

this super annoying girl i know constantly posts articles from The Onion assuming their real and this is the most ridiculous one yet im so done

(via bloggerofficial)

Let’s make out and play video games in our underwear.

(Source: nakedenigma, via riversarsi)

erinchu:

myunderstandingsofmiceandmen:

that smile

that heAD NOD

(Source: dessi1998)

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hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

(via 6885)